Don't Tell Rochelle

I was almost as excited as Wendy was in this picture when I woke up today. Waking up next to her is like waking up to a pile of gold, except gold wouldnt be near as pretty or warm. Rochelle is nice, but no where near as loving. She makes me feel like a real man when she takes her dentures out and hums The Band's "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" and pleasures me. All i can think is, Laaaa la la la lala, lala, laaa la la la la la. i would encourage all of you to get an older woman to teach you how to love.