SURPRISE!!!


As you all may have noticed, Boston has become quite the winter wonderland of sorts. The gentle beauty has made each passing day a glorious memory of which I keep nestled in the realms of my loins. The loveliness of the days juxtapose the horrors of the nights. This eminent cold front has reaked havoc on my love life. Not to say that it has effected the libido of my lover nor I, but the frost has sent my testicles in retreat to the upper regions of my groin. The perma-shrinkage that I've been cursed with is miserable as my private areas resemble that of a transexual mid-op. Though I used to regularly put on some blush and tuck my sac back, this handicap has prevented me of having the option of doing so. The combination of a manscaping accident (term I used to describe trimming my mane of pubic hair) has left my genetals resembling that of a 5 year old boy (dont ask how know, thats another blog...). I guess this entry is more an inquiry to a solution to my problem than an actual statement. If anyone with any prior experience with undescended testicles could forward their story to my email address it would be greatly appreciated by both the GF and I.


I await your response,


Gotty