Here's Gotty!
I leave the theatrics to the professionals. I'm back. I was gone, but now I'm here. Now lets get down to business.
First off: Michael, for those of you who know him (all 4 of you), was in fact in Spain. This comforts me in that the search I had planned stopped before it ever got started. I had left my fuzzy bearded shadow for dead. Do to this preconcieved notion of Michael's passing not only had I sent a variety of plastic roses to his parents, played 'Danny Boy' midst being fellated (it helped add to the sensation that I was being watched mid coitis), but nearly fainted once I saw him this fall.
Secondly: I am single. Yes, Casanova is back. After being retired for the past 2 years, artistic differences have allowed me to finally begin sowing my wild oats. Generals lock up your daughters!
Thricely: Whoever just said/thought, 'Hey Gotty, 'thricely' isnt a word, idiot!' I hate you. This is my blog and part of my goal in being single is to develop/redifine some common words that are in the everyday diction and to add a few I feel are more appropriate. Thricely is one of these such words. For those of you responsible for the previously mentioned quotation; go out, experience things in sets of 3s, and correctly use the word 'thricely' three times. At that point I will no longer hate you.
Fourthly: I am very disappointed in the masses at Boston College for their poor showing/voting in last years election. When I heard the results last week, after repurchasing a Roche/Norton shirt on eBay ($75 later...), I was less then happy. Since when can gays vote? Besides the effeminate swing vote, I felt that I could have run this campus with an iron fist and glutonous eye had I been able to manipulate the puppets of Roche/Norton to my every whim.
Fifthly: I awoke from my drug/alcohol/cholesterol coma to find that I have been gifted 6 more roommates. I have been fast at work to break them in to my, at times, ascentric actions. Boxer-boxer spooning, sleep walking/urinating, inappropriate nakedness, and of course, laptop porn.
Sixthly: I must admit, it took two weeks to realize that my fuzzy-bearded-four-year roommate was in fact Michael and not a moving/tech guy.
Sevently: The new dorm pet, a dalmation named Bauer, doesnt seem to like me. He will be broken to my liking come Christmas.
Eightly: See thricely.
Nintely: If you are a female, single, disease and inhibition free, please contact me soon. Michael's computer is too slow.
Now that we are up to speed and back on track I will begin a steady stream of antics to make sure that we are all on the same page. Until then, keep suckling on the teet that is my blog and know that the juice is worth the squeeze.
~Michael's Roommate
AKA Gotties
First off: Michael, for those of you who know him (all 4 of you), was in fact in Spain. This comforts me in that the search I had planned stopped before it ever got started. I had left my fuzzy bearded shadow for dead. Do to this preconcieved notion of Michael's passing not only had I sent a variety of plastic roses to his parents, played 'Danny Boy' midst being fellated (it helped add to the sensation that I was being watched mid coitis), but nearly fainted once I saw him this fall.
Secondly: I am single. Yes, Casanova is back. After being retired for the past 2 years, artistic differences have allowed me to finally begin sowing my wild oats. Generals lock up your daughters!
Thricely: Whoever just said/thought, 'Hey Gotty, 'thricely' isnt a word, idiot!' I hate you. This is my blog and part of my goal in being single is to develop/redifine some common words that are in the everyday diction and to add a few I feel are more appropriate. Thricely is one of these such words. For those of you responsible for the previously mentioned quotation; go out, experience things in sets of 3s, and correctly use the word 'thricely' three times. At that point I will no longer hate you.
Fourthly: I am very disappointed in the masses at Boston College for their poor showing/voting in last years election. When I heard the results last week, after repurchasing a Roche/Norton shirt on eBay ($75 later...), I was less then happy. Since when can gays vote? Besides the effeminate swing vote, I felt that I could have run this campus with an iron fist and glutonous eye had I been able to manipulate the puppets of Roche/Norton to my every whim.
Fifthly: I awoke from my drug/alcohol/cholesterol coma to find that I have been gifted 6 more roommates. I have been fast at work to break them in to my, at times, ascentric actions. Boxer-boxer spooning, sleep walking/urinating, inappropriate nakedness, and of course, laptop porn.
Sixthly: I must admit, it took two weeks to realize that my fuzzy-bearded-four-year roommate was in fact Michael and not a moving/tech guy.
Sevently: The new dorm pet, a dalmation named Bauer, doesnt seem to like me. He will be broken to my liking come Christmas.
Eightly: See thricely.
Nintely: If you are a female, single, disease and inhibition free, please contact me soon. Michael's computer is too slow.
Now that we are up to speed and back on track I will begin a steady stream of antics to make sure that we are all on the same page. Until then, keep suckling on the teet that is my blog and know that the juice is worth the squeeze.
~Michael's Roommate
AKA Gotties
posted by Gotty's Life at 10:19 PM
1 Comments:
Haha, I just googled 'thricely usage' to get some advice on the proper usage of 'thricely'. I too was uncertain whether it was a word of meaning. Apparently we have like minds. I had to indicate or introduce the conjunction of three items rather than two. So I thought about using 'thricely' since I could not very well use 'both'. Here is the sentence in question:
Well, so long as you happen to be thricely a Blue Jackets, Buckeyes and Crew fan
I'm still not sure if I'm on the right track. Perhaps I'm still using it inproperly. Interesting blog, though. At least I know that 'thricely' is a meaningful word and someone else has been just as deeply intrigued by the mystery.
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