Gotty's New Gadget

Sorry for the recent lull in my blogging, finals really have taken their toll on yours truely. I promise more to come over the upcoming Christmas (or Haunakah as Jesse would call it) break during which I plan to do no more than blog, eat, drink and ejaculate. Speaking of ejaculating, I will no longer be doing that all over Michaels keyboard because my Pops picked me up a new Compaq porn machine. Gone are the days when I tell Michael I need to use his computer to type a "paper" and bring it back with 4 new viruses and sticky keys. I am now able to satisfy myself at my own lesuire (which happens to be quite often). Additionally, no longer do I have to suffer through Michaels new-age porn consisting of strange fetishes like double-donkey penetration and goat sex... I am now free to stroke the salami to a good ol' American lesbian party!


Beyond the increased masturbation rate, I am also able to refine my "e-pimping" skills. Since Pops got me this I have met 4 new girls from an online dating site, one of them being an ex-stripper named Shamiqua. I first was intrigued by her picture, then more turned on when I noticed one of her intrests was "BBQ Bukakke." Knowing that I have more game than the Parker Bros., I hit her up on AIM. Here is my saved convo from last night... watch Gotties work this girl:


JustThatGotties: Hey ;) I am Gotties, King of the Cunnilingus, how may I assist you?
SexyShamiqua: hehe! I like the sound of that! You can probably help me out... a/s/l?
JustThatGotties: 21/Well-endowed Male/Brighton... u?
SexyShamiqua: 37/ex-stripper Female/Brookline
JustThatGotties: Brookline?? By the looks of your profile I woulda guessed you're from Heaven!
SexyShamiqua: :) hehe... so, just how well endowed are we talking?
JustThatGotties: Well, I dont mean to toot my own horn... So I'll just say I'm like a baby's arm holding an apple
SexyShamiqua: mmmm... sounds tasty ;)
JustThatGotties: wanna find out?
SexyShamiqua: yea, come over my place and we'll see who tastes better!
JustThatGotties: what about you cum over here... despite being 21 years old, i still don't have my lisence :(
SexyShamiqua: awww... okay, how do I get there?
JustThatGotties: I live in Edmonds Hall at BC...
SexyShamiqua: do you know Survival?
JustThatGotties: yea, he's my neighbor
SexyShamiqua: i know where you are then, i'll be right over!

Like I said, e-pimp... Bump, Set, SPIKE!! And that I did, I "spiked" Shamiqua all night and twice in the morning. After her initial frustration that I was more the size of a baby's pinky finger, I coerced her with my cunnilingual abilities. Eventually she gave up to the temptaion and shoved my 3 1/2 inches of fury into her slip-n-slide like hole. 1, 2, 3, 4 pumps and I couldn't go any longer... BOOM! I finished. Yes, I admit it, I am a selfish lover. But after the uneventful loving and crying are over I make up for it with my snuggling abilities. So, the mid-afternoon arrived and she finally found her way out the door only to awkwardly bump into her sister, Meg, who was coincidentally leaving Marco's room. They departed, both with gleeful smiles and punished vaginas hoping to return to Edmonds sometime in the near future.


Until next time,
Gotties