Ponderings

Recently, I've been told that my entries are too vulger and sexual. My first response was the classic John Newman 'Go Fuck yourself', but it made me think. Let the record show that this thinking has led me to writing instead of my usualy 1130pm masterbation ritual. 'Bation aside, I have made the decision from here out to write on a more political and socially conscious mindset, that being said, lets begin.

This entry is short, like most things Avallon. Yet, it is also important. This evening, at a small gather, hosted by close friends, I began speaking with a young vixen who seemed vulnerable and over-served. Upon approaching said target, I soon found that she towered over me. Towered may be an over-statement, as she simply was at eye level. But seeing as I have poor posture and even worse lumbard spine strength, as the conversation grew on and as the drinks flowed, I couldnt tell if she grew or I continued to hunch. Nonetheless, this has nothing to do with my point. The more we conversed, the more apparent it was that she over acted each syllabul she spoke (also let the record show that I have never spelled syllabul correctly). It seemed as if her lips were reaching to the furthest contours of each sound, of each hard consinent, and of each kicker 'e' as she worked to announciate. Now by no means was there a speach impediment here, but simply aggressive lip motion; it was as if Steven Tyler and Angelina Jolie had adopted an African baby that had similar lip structure and a serious cocaine addiction. Though this metaphore may be a stretch, bear with me. Tyler is reknowned for having floppy lips, Jolie for vulutuous ones, and the last qualifiers was purely to remark on each celebs human rights efforts. So she had big active lips is what I was saying. I've been drinking. Regardless, the thing that stuck out to me, was the fact that this girl seemed high. This made my vision take a bee-line to her nostrils, looking to confirm my thoughts with some sort of white residue or blue powder, instead I found myself eye-to-nostril with the smallest nose holes I've ever seen. Our conversation continued near a half hour and all I could think about was the erotically small air holes coming out of this chicks face. I honestly don't think it would be physically possible for her to pick her nose without requiring the jaws of life, not that nose picking ranks high on my cocktail party concerns...I guess instead of an entry or a moral on my part, is more a question, how does one bring up the issue of small nostrils in public? I know its socially acceptable to comment on a girls smile, bone structure, or beauty marks, but nostril size? Help me. And thricely, let the record show I got her number.

Gotty